Profound sayings from the Cat himself:

His thoughts on clothing
Two suits
For the sake of his suits
Grey outta season
His wardrobe

His thoughts on fear
Bigger is better
His weakness

His thoughts on Rimmer
Dead
We lost him
Let's get outta here
Last thing he wants
Nobody likes
Line up and shoot
He's a greasestain
His hair
A society of Rimmers

His thoughts on dating/love
A date
He wants to settle down

Other things that concern him
Finding stuff
Mine
Good Day
Dog
Return the stick

There's more to the Cat than the odd songs of 'I'm gonna get you, little fishie' and 'Tongue Tied.' There's also the classic 'I'm gonna get you, little chickie' and even more famous 'Ooo, aahh, jump back!'
For your listening pleasure, a few sound bites from the ever insightful feline.

Just click on the link and hopefully your browser will automatically download it and play it on the spot or it will download it to your harddrive and you can play it on what ever sound application you happened to have. Good luck!

By the way, I didn't create any of these sound files. I let some of my agents download them from the net and I didn't ask any questions about where they came from. :-)

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